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The Wormhole X-Treme Phenomenon (aka How Jack got into slash)....
By The Huntress
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"I can't believe it," Janet was muttering as she sat at her computer.
"What's the matter?" Sam asked, smiling at her.
"Someone paired up Stacy Monroe with the lady doctor at the base. They did it at the drive-in."
"The doctor's name is Hutchins and I like drive-ins." Sam waited until the camera moved, and kissed Janet softly. When Janet's mouth opened, Sam deepened the kiss, fingertips pinching Janet's nipples until the camera turned back.
"Tease," Janet leered.
Sam grinned. "I found one in my mailbox that had them making out in a storage closet."
"I like storage closets." Janet waited for the camera to move again, and leaned in to lick Sam's lips, grabbing her between the legs, groping her.
"Hi guys," Daniel said, freezing in his tracks.
"Hello Daniel," Janet almost purred, teasing him.
"I, uh, need a refill on my allergy meds. But if you're busy...."
"Never too busy for you handsome." Janet blew him a kiss, getting him the pills.
"Business is slow, huh?" he asked, grinning at her.
"Ya think?" Janet smirked, in a perfect Jack imitation.
"Don't let Jack see you do that," Daniel laughed. He glanced at the computer. "Janet, where did you get that?"
"Wormhole X-Treme slash," Sam said. "It's been popping up on every computer on base."
"Yeah, I know," Daniel nodded, reading some of the story. "Do you guys ever go to the drive-in?"
"Be careful Daniel," Janet said, narrowing her eyes. "I control your next physical exam."
"So I'm not the only one that's actually been *reading* it?" Sam asked. "Have you two read the one about the team on that Amazon planet?"
"Ooh, that's the WIP, right?" Janet said, excited. "Where the colonel is jealous because Doctor Levant is making eyes at some alien female, who seduces him?"
"That's the one," Sam nodded. "And slavers kidnap Levant who want him for mating purposes. My favorite chapter was when Danning disobeyed orders and let himself get captured by the slavers, just so he could protect Levant...."
"The last chapter that posted," Janet sighed, "when Danning is about to fight to the death for Levant, to protect Levant's virtue. Now that's romantic."
"I'd fight for your virtue," Sam pouted.
"I know you would sweetie," Janet cooed back.
"Would Jack do that for you Daniel?" Sam asked with mock innocence.
"Fight to the death for my virtue or take me to the drive-in?" Daniel asked with a perfectly straight face.
"Daniel," Sam pursed her lips, "are you *ever* going to tell him....?"
Daniel looked from Sam to Janet. He felt like he was under the scrutiny of his two older sisters. "Jack's straight!" he finally stated.
Janet wanted to shout out, *NO HE'S NOT*!" But doctor/patient privilege prevented that. She couldn't even tell Sam, and they had been lovers (and mothers) for three years.
"Do you remember how he reacted to the teasing when this stuff first showed up? No, I won't tell him. I can't ever tell him. And you two wouldn't know either if you hadn't gotten me drunk."
"We were drunk too Daniel," Janet pointed out.
Daniel decided to change the subject. "Any luck tracking down who's doing this?" he nodded towards to the computer.
"No." Sam shook her head in frustration. "It's bouncing off so many phone lines I can't track it down. You would think it was coming from right here in the SGC."
"I doubt it," Daniel said quickly.
"So do I," Janet added. "Nobody here would be stupid enough to send this from their own base computer."
Sam nodded. "If they did, I would have tracked them down already."
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Jack O'Neill had been very careful. Bouncing the signal had been no easy feat, but he wasn't as stupid as he appeared ('nobody could be that stupid', Daniel had once deadpanned) and after years in Special Ops could do almost anything with electronic equipment. He knew just how to avoid Carter's search.
Now he sat at his PC and began work on the final chapter of his current story. He wanted to have it done before the day was out. It was a ten chapter saga, involving Colonel Danning and his scientist/best friend/secret soulmate. He had been offworld and hadn't had a chance to work on it for a month.
The story was also one of Jack's many fantasies that involved one troublesome, talkative, baby blue-eyed archaeologist named Daniel Jackson...and, of course, the handsome and brave leader of SG1, Colonel Jack O'Neill. As Jack wrote he smiled to himself, thinking how he was more qualified to write in this fandom then anyone else on the planet. He wanted to tell everyone that Martin based Danning on him, that he was the brave colonel who traveled to other worlds, saving the Earth. That he was the colonel who was in love with his archaeologist and had been for six years. But he couldn't do either...so instead he poured that love and sexual energy for Daniel into stories; adventures that he wanted to have with *his* secret love.
His stories all had happy endings, endings in which Danning and Levant (or in Jack's mind, he and Daniel) ended up making love; sometimes in a bed, sometimes a tent, the kitchen, balcony, and his personal favorite, the General's office. The other common factor was that Danning always topped; Levant was always a blushing virgin.
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It had been an accident that Jack discovered the slash fiction. He had been searching for Wormhole X-Treme stories that some people at Cheyenne Mountain had been talking about. He'd found them, action and adventure, indulging in them like he did with his comic books. When he saw the link for slash, he'd wondered what it was, not bothering, of course, to read the warning.
He began to read a story about a visit to a planet and it did seem exciting, especially when Colonel Danning and Doctor Levant were trapped in an alien ship, bad guys closing in on them. The aliens were at the door and the wormhole wasn't working. Realizing they were probably going to die, Doctor Levant confessed his love to Colonel Danning, who then kissed Doctor Levant on the....
Jack literally fell out of his chair, staring at the monitor as if it had a snake inside it. He slowly sat back in the chair and read on, a few pages more. By the time the story was finished, Jack nearly came in his pants. But he wasn't seeing the adventures of Danning and Levant; he was imagining himself and Daniel. And unlike anyone else who read them, he could truly fantasize about being in those situations.
One particular story also brought back memories of Apophis' ship that first time. Levant wounded on an alien ship, almost dead, a bomb set to go off. Danning, Monroe, and Grell returning to Earth, leaving him; just like he, Carter, and Teal'c had left Daniel all those years ago.
But in this story Danning came back, refusing to leave Levant, dragging him to the wormhole, to home. All the while whispering 'I love you' again and again.
Jack still felt guilty about leaving Daniel all those years ago and especially guilty for being a chickenshit and not having the guts to say 'I love you' when he thought Daniel was dying, when he'd never see him again. And then what did he say when he next saw Daniel alive and well? He hugged him and called him Spacemonkey. But he was careful to not hug Daniel too tight; that might be misconstrued by his fellow officers.
Jack didn't advertise that he enjoyed the company of both men *and* women. General Hammond was aware of course, and Lou Feretti, who had known Jack too many years to *not* know. A few others had found out, but they really didn't give a shit. There are just more important things then someone's sexual preference; like being invaded by snakes from outer space.
He and Daniel did have to put up with a bit of teasing when Jim Coburn discovered the slash and spread the word. There were more then a few jokes about Jack and Daniel doing it on a deserted planet. He couldn't imagine what would have been said and done if his sexual preference was common knowledge. But eventually the teasing stopped and life went on as before...sort of.
Jack's fantasies led him to start writing his own stories. His stories were humorous, with some action and adventure...and lots of love between the two male (and sometimes female) leads. He wondered how everyone would react to the story he'd posted to the base email that morning about Stacy and Doctor Hutchins. It had gone over well on his lists. And he'd adapted a name that no one would ever suspect...LevantLover69
He also needed new material for his sex scenes; he wanted them to be authentic, passionate, hot. He wanted to write them with Daniel. But first Jack had to *tell* Daniel how he felt. So the rough draft of the final chapter was sent to one email addy alone....
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Daniel went back to his office, locked the door, and booted up his PC. He poured a cup of coffee and sat down to reread all the chapters of 'Best Friends Are Hard To Find (But Love Is Even Harder)' by LevantLover69 *before* starting the last one, which he hoped would be posted soon. Damn, this girl/guy could write. Daniel sighed, wondering if his favorite author was male or female; and did it actually *matter* in the grand scheme of things?
He found himself once again getting caught up in the story; the way a wounded Danning found the strength to fend off three large aliens who were beating up Levant, then comforted him as Levant cried in his arms, finally saying 'I love you, you are my life,' before taking Levant's mouth in a 'searing, feral, mind-blowing kiss that sent his mind soaring into outer space.'
As Daniel read, he daydreamed he was Levant; that Jack was Danning. The sight of Jack rescuing him, picking Daniel up in those muscular arms and kissing him softly, telling him everything would be all right, that he loved Daniel with all his heart, and 'don't ask, don't tell doesn't matter, only our love does'.
"Yeah, right," Daniel chuckled to himself. The last time Daniel was getting picked on by large aliens, Jack just shrugged, said, "Deal with it on your own for a change," sat down, and ate a Snickers bar. Daniel still wasn't sure if Jack *knew* that it was a form of initiation, to see if he was worthy of speaking for the Tau'ri.
Daniel reread yet another chapter, wherein Levant returns the favor to Danning, kicking ass as he picks up an MP-5 and blows away the bad guys who are torturing his CO.
"I've done that," Daniel nodded proudly. He smiled as he read further, Danning making coffee for Levant, using the Arabica blend Levant loved so much. Daniel got up to make a fresh batch. As he opened the package, he blinked at the label...Arabica blend. "Nah," he shook his head. "Coincidence." He started the pot, sat back down, and skimmed a few more chapters.
Danning was recalling a mission from their early days as a team, when all he saw was a geeky scientist, and how proud he was that Levant had opted to stay with the team instead of going back to the private sector, celebrating with Levant's favorite, pizza with pineapple.
"Huh? How'd I miss that before?" Daniel muttered to himself. He smiled at that particular topping. He'd developed a taste for it in California but had to make it himself in Colorado...none of the pizza places here made it. He didn't tell anybody either, thinking they'd tease him like they did about the liver and spinach. He'd only told Jack, and only because Jack had come over unexpectedly one night when he was baking it. And Jack had promised to keep it a secret. The colonel had even begun to enjoy it, actually asking Daniel to make it one night. Just like Danning was asking Levant.
The hair on Daniel's neck stood up as he had a passing thought. He began to inspect the chapter as only a linguist could, looking for signs that he was right. He needed proof and he moved on to the next chapter, still not finding anything to confirm his suspicions. Finally, giving up, he opened his laptop to check his personal email, scanning the subjects, deleting all the spam. As he went through the list again, he saw it.
Best Friends Are Hard To Find....Final Chapter
He opened it, finding the final chapter of the story. 'But how did they know my personal email address?' He studied it further and now noticed it was sent *only* to him; there were *no* CC's. All the others had been sent through the SGC email system. This one was sent via a private email account with an email address Daniel knew quite well: BigKahuna@yahoo.com.
Jack O'Neill.
Daniel finally focused enough to read the story....
Danning and Levant sitting across from one another at a campfire. They are alone as Stacy and Grell have gone to their tents. Levant mentions that Danning seems tense and asks him why. Danning confesses that the young woman they met earlier in the day reminded him of his late wife and he remembered how much he missed her. But he would be okay because he had his team, his *family*...he had Levant beside him. And could Levant love him with the passion and love that he felt for Levant?
Daniel just stared, reading the last sentence again and again. He remembered sitting up late with Jack three nights before....
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"Danny, that kid we met earlier, he reminded me so much of Charlie," Jack said softly. "I was just thinking about how much I miss him."
"Jack...." Daniel started, knowing how Jack could get when thinking of his son.
Jack put his hand up. "But this time I'm gonna be okay. See, I finally realized that you, Sam, and Teal'c are my family. And as long as I have you beside me, I'll be okay."
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"All you left out that night Jack," Daniel said aloud, "was asking me if I loved you. That's a no-brainer." He stared as he realized that was where it ended; just Levant and Danning sitting at the fire, Danning's question unanswered. Daniel nodded to himself, removed the email from his hard drive, smiled smugly, and headed to his CO's office.
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"Hi Jack," Daniel said, peeking his head in the door. "Got a minute?"
"Maybe," Jack said softly.
Daniel smiled. "I, uh, was reading this email I got and I, um...." He blushed bright red.
Jack smiled back; he now had the answer to his unasked question. "Danning realizes he's been a fool and wraps Levant in his arms, holding him tight, bringing his lips down to Levant's. Just before he kisses him he whispers 'I love you'." Jack stood, taking Daniel into his arms. "I love you." He kissed Daniel for all he was worth, everything he felt given in that one kiss.
When Daniel came up for air he was giddy. "That was definitely a 'searing, feral, mind-blowing kiss that sent my mind soaring into outer space'."
"Want another?" Jack teased.
"Please."
Jack gave him what he wanted, backing Daniel up to the couch. Turning, he sat down, pulling Daniel into his lap, cradling him, never once breaking the kiss. He was grinning like a madman when he let Daniel's lips go. "Damn Danny, you taste good." He leaned in for another, but Daniel held him back. "What, no more kisses?"
"Jack, there's something you should know. Unlike your Levant, I'm not a virgin."
"Well that's good. Then we can write a sex scene for the story."
"I lost you Jack."
"Levant drops to his knees, kneeling between Danning's legs," Jack started. Daniel slid off Jack's lap, between his legs. "He gets the colonel hot by nuzzling his crotch." Daniel began to chew at Jack's pants, slowly unzipping them. "He *slowly* pulls them down...."
*KNOCK* "Colonel, can I speak to you for a moment?"
Jack frowned. "Is it against regs to kill your 2IC?" He sighed, looking at the door. "What is it Carter? I'm busy in here."
"Sir I...." Sam just walked in, taking in the scene before her; Daniel kneeling between Jack's legs, Jack with his pants open. She just rolled her eyes. "You should lock the door sir." She closed the door, walked right past them to the desk and picked up the report she needed. "Did you read this...sir?"
Jack tilted his head and opened his mouth to retort, then closed it, wondering what was appropriate at a moment like this. He did this a few more times, probably doing a fair imitation of a fish, before sighing and nodding his head at her. "Carter, I'm sitting here with my pants open and Daniel ready to send me to Nirvana if I'm lucky. Why are you still here?"
All Daniel did was turn a deeper shade of red.
She shivered, lower lip trembling, the giggles brewing. "Because I have to know if you read my report. The general needs it."
"Yes I read it. Didn't understand a word of it, but I read it. Now go away before I have you demoted."
"Yes sir!" She saluted and smiled at Daniel. "Play nice, boys. And remember, if you can’t be good, at least be adequate." She laughed aloud as she closed the door behind her.
"Smartass," Jack muttered. "Wait'll she reads the next story between Stacy Monroe and Doctor Hutchins. Yeah. Revenge is sweet."
"You didn't lock the door Jack?"
"Who knew you were going to drop to your knees and give me a blow job?"
The Levant wannabe stood up in a huff and locked the door. "Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Levant was between Danning's legs, ready to give Danning a blow job to rival that kiss...."
Daniel grinned as he lowered Jack's pants enough to take his cock out. He got a good look at Jack's erect cock, licking his lips. "So, uh, anyway, Levant remarks how big his colonel is, and man, he is truly...endowed...and how happy that it's all for him, no one else. He takes Danning's dick in his hand, slowly jerking him off...." Daniel began to stroke Jack slowly before lowering to take his colonel in his mouth. Jack could feel the warmth of Daniel’s breath.
*RING*
"Don't stop Daniel," Jack said softly, carding his fingers in Daniel's hair, pushing Daniel's mouth down. "If it's important, they'll call back."
*RING*
Daniel brought his head up. "Answer the phone Jack."
"I have voicemail. Please don't stop."
*RING*
Daniel broke away from Jack's grip, getting to his feet. "Jack, I give head a lot better without a phone ringing."
"Danny...okay." Jack tucked himself back into his pants and dragged himself to his desk. "O'Neill." Pause. "Yes General Hammond, m'lord," he answered with a smile, which turned into a frown as he listened to his CO. "My report sir?" Pause. "The Joint Chiefs? Yes sir. Right away sir." He hung up the phone, frowning again. "I have to finish my report of the possible military advantages of P9X-116."
"*Now* Jack?"
"*Now* Daniel. General Ryan wants it by morning."
"Did you start it yet Jack?"
"It's about half done."
"I'll see you later Jack."
"Where you going? Wait for me. We'll go home together."
"Jack, After that last mission we're on stand down for a week. Get the report done first, then we can...write some more." Daniel smirked. "I'll pick up some dinner and meet you at your house."
Jack sat at the desk, popped a floppy into the PC, downloading his final chapter, erasing it from the hard drive. "Why don't *you* finish the story? It'll give you something to do until I get there."
Daniel took the disk from Jack, bending down to blow in Jack's ear. "I'll be waiting." He kissed Jack on the cheek, closing the door behind him.
Jack unconsciously rubbed his cheek, then blinked as he realized it. "Getting sappy in your old age Jack." He began to work on his report. "Or are you just sappy because of Daniel?"
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It was almost eleven before Jack was done with his report. He had called Daniel twice to apologize, but Daniel just reassured him, told Jack that he would be there *whenever* Jack got home. Now that he was finished he emailed it to General Hammond, happy to be free for a week.
He headed out, and ran into Teal'c and two marines at the elevator.
"Going out boys?" Jack asked.
"O'Neill, you are not usually here this late. It has become a ritual for myself and Sergeant's Bender and Fry to go out for tacos after the Friday night movies on Cinemax. Tonight there were two: 'Alien' and 'Aliens'."
"Great flicks," Jack nodded as they got onto the elevator.
Teal'c nodded. "Ripley would make a great Jaffa. She is First Prime...material."
"Sci-fi flicks always make for interesting conversations with Teal'c," Fry snickered.
Jack chuckled, thinking of various comments Teal'c could possibly make over those two movies. As they changed elevators, he thought about watching those movies with Daniel. He had seen Daniel curl up in fear at 'The Mummy', wanting to take Daniel into his arms and cuddle with him while they watched, but he couldn't. Not then. Tonight however was a different story. He could stop off and rent the Alien DVD's and watch them with Daniel. And when Daniel got spooked, Jack would take him into his arms, hold him close, and kiss the fears away.
Jack was glad when they reached the surface and glad he had been holding his jacket in his arms. It hid the raging hard-on that was going to bust out of his pants.
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Jack finally made it home at midnight, DVD's in hand. He smiled, seeing Daniel's truck in the driveway, but frowned when he saw only the outside light on. He drew his gun and cautiously opened the door, looking around for danger. He checked every room, but Daniel was nowhere to be seen. He headed to his bedroom, and froze in the doorway.
There was Daniel, safe and sound, sleeping in his bed. "You're getting paranoid in your old age Jack," he smiled to himself. He stood beside the bed, watching the rise and fall of Daniel's chest. "You sure must have been tired Danny," he whispered in Daniel's ear. All Daniel did was grumble and turn over. Jack opted to let him sleep for a little while longer; they had a whole week together and he wanted Daniel well rested, awake, and fully aware.
Finding the leftover pizza in the refrigerator, Jack ate two pieces cold straight from the box. He cleaned up, stripped to his skin and climbed into bed. Now he was ready to wake Daniel up and ravish him. Daniel rolled over, facing Jack, and he looked so peaceful that Jack decided to let him sleep for the night. Jack also peeked under the covers; Daniel had sweatpants on. So Jack pulled on his boxers, turned over, snuggled his back against Daniel's chest, pulled Daniel's arm over himself, and went to sleep.
Jack was having the most wonderful sensations. Lying on his back naked, gentle hands rubbing along his legs, hot breath on his inner thighs. In that state between sleeping and waking up, Jack's mind drifted. It was still an erotic wet dream. He took his dick in his hand, rubbing back and forth. As he felt the hot breath over the slit, he grasped himself tighter, jerking himself faster.
"Come for me Jack." Daniel blew on the head and Jack shot his load over his hand.
When he finally calmed, Jack cracked his eyes open, meeting the baby blues he had seen in his dream. "That was some wake-up call."
"Do you always come on command?" Daniel couldn't help the chuckle.
Jack sighed at the sight of a naked Daniel. "I'll make a deal with you. You follow my commands in the field and I'll follow yours in the bedroom. And what did you do with my underwear?"
"Do you really care?" Daniel took Jack's hand from his cock. "Can I lick you clean?" He licked the palm and heard Jack whimper. "I'll take that as a yes."
Jack's mouth just dropped open.
Daniel sucked on the little finger, working it like a cock, then moved to the next, repeating his motions, and licking between them. "Better then chocolate." He sucked the middle finger hard, working his tongue around while he sucked. Daniel lay his head on Jack's cock, his cheek caressing the length. He had kept his eyes closed, but now opened them, nearly coming from the look on Jack's face.
Jack's eyes were closed, he had a smile on his face and his breathing was labored.
Taking one long lick of Jack's cock, Daniel laved the index finger softly and sucked on Jack's thumb. One last swipe to the palm and his mouth returned to Jack's dick, which was rapidly filling again. "I never did get to finish that blow-job." Daniel blew on the head, lapping up the moisture that was forming. "Better then coffee." He swallowed Jack to the root, fingers moving to Jack's balls, a soft caress...and then his hair was grabbed, his head lifted.
"Daniel....?"
"Yes lover?" Daniel purred, tongue snaking out to lick the slit.
Jack had to consciously form words and make them come out; all he wanted to do was moan. "Take off the sweats Daniel." As soon as they were thrown aside, Jack pulled Daniel up his body, carding his fingers in Daniel's hair, pulling him down for a slow, deep kiss. Breaking the kiss, he pushed Daniel's lips down his body, while at the same time urging Daniel to move his legs, and propping a pillow under his head.
Daniel finally got the gist of what Jack wanted, and twisted his body around, his legs around Jack's head.
"You have a pretty dick," Jack murmured, just before he sucked Daniel's cock down his throat.
Daniel took it slower, teasing Jack's cock with his lips and tongue, one fingertip caressing the length. He swallowed Jack inch by inch, drawing out the pleasure, hearing Jack moan, feeling the moan around his dick. Daniel licked his way to the tip, blowing on it. "You like that Jack? Like it slow?" He swallowed Jack halfway, holding the cock in his mouth while he caressed Jack's balls. Once again he shifted up. "Should I deep throat you Jack? Is that what you want, what you like?"
Jack shifted his hand under Daniel's legs, lifting them up. He lapped at the cockhead swaying above his face. "What I want is for you to fuck my mouth and let me fuck yours." Jack lowered Daniel's legs, sucking harder; the colonel was in a feeding frenzy. He was also at the precipice of the most explosive orgasm he'd ever experienced and he intended to take Daniel over the edge with him. One hand grabbed Daniel's ass, the other grabbing Daniel by the hair, shoving his mouth slowly down Jack's dick, until Jack could feel the tip at the back of Daniel's throat. He pulled Daniel's head up, then pushed it back, repeating the motions until Daniel was moving on his own. Both hands now held Daniel's ass, kneading his cheeks, two fingers shoving in with no warning.
Daniel thought of it as painful pleasure and he caressed Jack's balls again with his hands, slowly sliding one down to Jack's hole. He pushed one finger in, and Jack arching his body, shoving his cock down Daniel's throat. Daniel slid the finger in and out, then slid in two, feeling Jack's moan again.
They started a rhythm, each wanting to bring the other pleasure first. They both drew it out for so long, that when they came, managing it together, both were close to exhaustion.
Daniel rolled off Jack, straight onto the floor. "OWW!"
Jack leaned over the side, arching an eyebrow at him. "Will you live?"
"I hit my head."
Jack chuckled. "It's a hard head. You'll survive." He put his hand out to Daniel, who yanked him onto to the floor. "OWW!"
"You have a hard head also."
"But I'm old Danny. You could have broken something."
"I love you Jack."
Jack picked himself up, crawling back into bed. "Yeah, I know," Jack teased. "You told me."
Daniel grunted as he picked himself up and lay beside Jack.
"Danny, you okay?"
"Yeah, but I don't think *I'm* as young as I used to be." Daniel pouted. "You didn't say it Jack."
"Aww Daniel, I already said it. Do I hafta say it again?"
"Yes."
"Okay. I'll say it. But only because you're making me."
"Well go on," Daniel prompted.
(Mumble)
"What was that Colonel? I didn't hear that."
(Whisper)
"Jack, I am definitely getting old. My hearing is going on me."
"I said, I love you, you manipulative son-of-a...."
"Uh-uh-uh. Watch the language Colonel-mine or you get a spanking."
"Is that a promise Danny?" Jack rolled on top of Daniel, kissing him. "Eww, icky-sticky."
"Then go get a washcloth, clean us up and we can go back to sleep."
Jack stomped to the bathroom. "The things I do for love." He came out, sitting on the edge of the bed, wiping Daniel clean. "The sex is going to be totally mind-blowing Danny."
"I know Jack. I hope this mattress can take it," Daniel smirked.
"Danning and Levant, not me and you," Jack said, shaking his head.
"Then sex with me *won't* be mind-blowing, Colonel?" Daniel pouted.
Jack played along. "Of course it will be, Babycakes."
"Babycakes?"
"It'll be explosive, Lambchop."
Daniel was giggling.
"Now go to sleep and when you next awaken, Honeypie, we can fuck each other senseless then write about it."
"Okay studmuffin," Daniel laughed, snuggling into Jack's arms. "I think Levant should have a leather fetish."
"You like leather?" Jack asked, leering at him.
"No. I just think Levant should have one."
"Pervert."
"I learned from the very best."
"Go to sleep Daniel."
"Goodnight Jack."
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Epilogue
"I did it Jack."
"What Danny?"
"I followed every order you gave on P7X-528."
"And....?"
"You said if I followed your orders on a planet, you'd follow mine in the bedroom. I'm in charge tonight Colonel."
"But I'm tired."
"Strip Jack."
"But...Danny, why do you have handcuffs?"
FIN
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