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I've Got Two Lovers And I Ain't Ashamed

By The Huntress

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"Well I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed, two lovers and I love them both the same...." Jack was singing quietly to himself as he observed Daniel and Jonas working at the base of a temple.

"What are you singing Jack?" Daniel asked, smiling at him.

"Just a little Motown," Jack smiled back, thankful his off-key lyrics weren't heard.

"I like Motown," Jonas added with a nod. "I like that song 'Ain't To Proud To Beg'." He leered at Jack, who fought to keep the blush from reaching his cheeks.

"Everybody likes Motown." Daniel began to hum 'My Guy' and this time Jack *did* have to turn away as he felt his cheeks growing warm.

He was happy Daniel now had someone to play in the dirt with and he half listened to what they were talking about. He didn't understand most of it, but he listened anyway. At least he tried to; the sight of the two men bent over was making him sweat. The edge of Jonas' 'tightie-whities' showing at his waist, the sight of Daniel in his boonie...God, this mission was going to kill him.

And if either one of the archaeologists found out that he was sleeping with both of them,*they* would kill him. And not in a pleasurable way either. Jack knelt down in the temple alcove, wondering how he got himself into this mess. No, he didn't need to wonder; he knew.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

In the beginning, after Daniel's ascendance, Jack had blamed Jonas for all of it. He reluctantly took Jonas onto SG1, but treated him like dirt, yelling at him over anything and everything; from the way Jonas wrote his mission reports to Jonas' choice of clothing. But the nastier Jack got, the nicer Jonas was, taking it all, just smiling, nodding, saying "yes sir" and promising to do better.

Then came the assassination attempt on Kinsey and Jack's frame-up. The colonel saw a different side of Jonas, the determined man who was going to prove him innocent. When it was all over, Jack had questioned him and all Jonas would say was that Jack was an honorable man who could never do anything like that.

Jack's conscience insisted he make amends to Jonas. He just *had* to invite Jonas over to his house for pizza. He just *had* to accidentally spill the beer over Jonas' shirt and ask him to take it off so he could wash it. He just *had* to stare at Jonas' bare chest, take the younger man into his arms and kiss him. Oh, and Jack *had* to take Jonas into his bed and fuck him silly. Yeah, he *had* to do all of that.

Not.

But he had enjoyed himself and so had Jonas, so no harm was done. They decided that each needed to leave a piece of their past behind, to start fresh and the best way was with each other.

Then Daniel came back, descended, thrown out of Oma Desala's little 'family'. Found on a planet with no memory; not of himself, Earth, or even Jack.

They fought against Anubis, assisted the Kelownan's in rebuilding their planet, and decided that SG1 could use a fifth member. So Jonas came back with them.

Two days later, after much thinking (and popping a few brain cells in the process) Jack decided he *had* to pick up where he and Daniel left off the year before. He *had* to go to Daniel's VIP suite with some dinner. He *had* to insist on giving Daniel a massage when he saw Daniel twisting in his chair. He *had* to slide his hands further down Daniel's back, to his ass. He *had* to pull Daniel's pants down, knead those firm cheeks, spread him wide and dip his tongue in. He *had* to turn Daniel over, suck his brains out through his dick and make Daniel scream.

And while Daniel was recovering from Jack's complete and thorough lovemaking, Jack had taken Jonas off base (under the guise of an Avalanche game) taken him home and made love with him. He then continued with the same routine every night the Avalanche or Broncos or any other local sports team had home games...until Daniel's memories started to come back and he was cleared to leave the base, giving Jack a seductive smile, asking if he was going to stay at Jack's house until he "found a place of his own".

Jack gave Jonas the excuse that Daniel had to stay with him, it wasn't fair to make him stay on base as Daniel "needed to recover all his memories" and "relearn what life was like in a corporeal body."

Jonas had understood, stealing time with Jack during the day; in his new office (which was so far off the beaten track there were no security cameras) in supply closets, even one night in Jack's truck.

It was starting to wear on Jack physically though; the colonel was no youngster anymore. His dick felt like it was going to fall off, his blood pressure was up and Janet, who *knew* what was going on, suggested he come clean with the two of them before he collapsed and/or had a nervous breakdown. He was exhausted and all he could think about was how he was going to keep managing this.

But neither one of his scientists were stupid. Both men were very intelligent and had figured things out quickly. And they were both on a mission to drive Jack O'Neill to the edge of sanity, forcing him to admit what he was doing.

Jack would send Daniel home early, ostensibly so he could finish some paperwork, and the moment Daniel called him to let Jack know he'd gotten home safely, Jack cornered Jonas in his office, making love with him on the desk, couch and/or floor. When he left, Jonas would call Daniel, and when Jack walked into his house, sore as all hell, Daniel would jump him, not taking no for an answer, arousing Jack until Jack gave in, the two making like rabbits in heat until all hours of the morning.

Last night Jack had managed a whole three hours sleep before it was time to go back to the Mountain and head out to P3X-995.

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And now Jack knelt, watching Daniel and Jonas work. He couldn't even sit today. Neither one of his lovers had allowed him to top the night before, and his ass was so sore he nearly asked Janet for some Preparation H before they left.

Jonas and Daniel exchanged smiles behind Jack's back, nodding to each other.

"You know," Daniel whispered, "he doesn't look so good."

"What did you do to him last night?" Jonas asked.

"I took him in the kitchen, against the 'fridge, then nailed him to the floor. You?"

"Lab table, flat on his back." Jonas paused. "Daniel, how much longer before he, you know...can't function anymore? He's almost fifty and we've been at him three or four times a night, sometimes more. Maybe we should take it easy with him for a while. Or maybe just tell him we know."

"I was thinking about that," Daniel sighed. "How do you think he'll react?"

"You know him better," Jonas said.

"Okay, we'll tell him when we get back."

"We?" Jonas questioned.

"You don't think I'm telling him by myself, do you?"

"Chickenshit."

"Oh yeah," Daniel chuckled.

"What's so funny, boonie boy?" Jack asked.

Daniel turned to him. "Nothing Jack. Jonas and I were discussing a scientific joke. See, two archaeologists go into a tomb and...."

"Never mind," Jack sneered. "You two going to be done soon? I need to get back to camp." 'And lay down for a while,' he grimaced to himself.

"In a few minutes sir," Jonas nodded. He and Daniel went back to the hieroglyphs, both trying to translate the same thing. Daniel touched one of the symbols, but Jonas grabbed his hand. "Don't do that Daniel."

"Do what Jonas? It says here...."

"No," Jonas said firmly.

"Why not?" Daniel asked.

They argued for a moment, then Daniel pushed the symbol.

"DAN...." Before Jonas could finish, he and Daniel disappeared.

"SHIT!" Jack screamed. "SHITSHITSHIT!! Can't take those damn geeks anywhere...." He got on the radio. "Carter, Teal'c, we have a situation here."

"What did Daniel do this time sir?" Sam asked.

"Both Daniel *and* Jonas performed a Houdini."

"O'Neill, you were to ensure they were kept safe," Teal'c almost threatened.

"Like I could stop 'em? I used to have a hard enough time with one curious archaeologist. You try keeping an eye on two. Just come on back and we'll try to figure out what happened."

"What exactly did they do?" Sam asked with a hint of mirth in her voice.

"You know Daniel," Jack replied. "He touched something and he and Jonas...just get over here and maybe we can figure out what happened."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jack was sure his blood pressure was at least two-hundred by the time Sam and Teal'c showed up...at the same time Daniel and Jonas reappeared, quickly going into command mode. "You two disappeared for ten minutes. Now, what happened? Report!"

"Civilization down there sir," Jonas responded flatly. "They live underground." He nodded to the symbols. "Those are the...elevator controls."

Jack looked at Sam. "Two scientists were enough to make me insane, but at least *you* follow orders. With these two...."

Daniel snickered. "I live to drive you nuts Jack."

"And you do such a good job of it Daniel."

"Perhaps I should take over the task of watching Daniel and Jonas," Teal'c suggested.

"Excuse me?" Jack asked Teal'c, a bit indignant.

"O'Neill, if you search your memory, you will find that DanielJackson never disappeared while I was with him. It is only when you are there that these...things...occur."

"Ya know, talking to your CO like that is grounds for a court martial."

Teal'c raised an eyebrow at him. "I have studied the military for seven years now and I do not believe so. And if it were, I am not in the military, so it cannot happen."

Jack opened his mouth, took a deep breath and turned back to Daniel and Jonas.

"Maybe we should just show you Jack." Daniel pushed the symbol again and this time all five disappeared.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Wow!" Sam grinned as they reappeared. "That was some ride."

"Indeed," Teal'c nodded. "Should the Goa'uld obtain this knowledge...."

"The Goa'uld leave us alone," said a tall woman who came forward. "The Asgard see to that."

"Then you know my buddy Thor," Jack grinned.

"This is Marcella, regent of Kasara and daughter of Kraner, who is the King." Daniel smiled at her. "This is Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter and Teal'c."

"We do not know Supreme Commander Thor personally, but we have had dealings with Freyer."

"Freyer hates you Jack," Daniel grinned.

Marcella laughed. "Then we have something in common, Colonel. Freyer does not appreciate my...big mouth."

"He doesn't like the Colonel's much either," Daniel said.

"Daniel...." Jack warned.

"I once made mention of his lineage," Marcella chuckled.

"So did I," Jack grinned. "I told him his...."

"Marcella wants to give us a tour of their city," Daniel said quickly. "It's amazing. The entire civilization lives underground."

"How do you exist without sunlight?" Sam asked.

"They siphon the elements from the surface," Jonas said. "They experience everything, from rain and snow to day and night, but from underground."

"And you learned all of this in ten minutes?" Jack asked.

"Well, yeah," Jonas shrugged. "See the temple was part of...."

"I'll learn about it on the tour," Jack groaned.

"Let me start with our laboratories," Marcella smiled. "Follow me."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Where is everybody?" Sam asked, looking around the empty labs.

"Holiday," Marcella smiled. "We give two days off every solar week. It keeps ideas fresh and lets our scientists get the extra rest they need."

"Weekends," Daniel said. At Marcella's look, he added, "We do the same thing."

Jonas then asked about their chemicals, Sam about Naquadah, Daniel about society in general.

One hour later Teal'c was counting every mark on the walls and Jack was daydreaming about being a 'General Hospital' doctor, while Marcella droned on about their latest experiments.

"I hope we're not boring you," Marcella asked Jack and Teal'c.

"No," Jack said quickly. "Me and Teal'c are doing just fine. Aren't we Teal'c?"

"Indeed O'Neill. I am sure you are finding this as interesting as I am."

"YeahSureYouBetcha," Jack nodded.

Jonas turned to Jack, tongue sliding over his upper lip, clearly leering at him.

Jack returned the leer with hungry eyes, watching Jonas' hand subtly moving down his body, briefly stroking his crotch. His eyes narrowed, warning Jonas with that look that said the younger man was in trouble now.

Jonas just smiled sweetly, attentions back on Marcella and the explanation she was giving.

Daniel now took a turn, smiling at Jack and blowing him a kiss, thumb sliding into his mouth ever so briefly, sucking on it. He turned back, leaving a grumbling Jack.

'Ohh, just wait,' Jack thought to himself. 'You two are in sooo much trouble.'

Sam was watching Marcella, the two women sharing their own leers, and Teal'c just ignored it all.

"Would you care to see our food processing area?" Marcella asked.

At the word food, Daniel grinned. "Food?"

"Are you hungry Doctor Jackson?"

"DanielJackson is always hungry, although he never admits it," Teal'c intoned with a wry smile.

"I'm hungry myself," Sam chuckled.

"I'd like to look around the lab some more," Jonas said.

"Feel free Doctor Quinn," Marcella smiled. "Colonel?"

"Uh, I'll keep an eye on Jonas. Make sure he doesn't touch anything."

"As you wish."

They left, and Jack almost growled at Jonas. "What the hell was that?"

"What Colonel?" Jonas gave his most innocent look.

"Don't you 'colonel' me. And stop with that look."

"And what look is that sir?"

Jack took a quick look around, seeing the smaller room in the rear, advancing on Jonas, Jonas backing into said room. Jack closed the door behind them. "Now that we're alone, I want a kiss." He didn't wait for an answer, hand sliding around Jonas' neck, pulling their mouths close. "You know how hot it makes me when you do that."

"Which? What?"

"Bastard." Jack attacked his mouth, deftly unbuttoning his pants before working on Jonas'.

"Jack, I thought no sex on missions."

"Shut up Jonas." Jack kissed him again, pushing Jonas' pants down, his own following, turning Jonas, pushing him toward a table. He bent Jonas face first over the table, leaning down and whispering, "Anything for lube?"

Jonas reached into his pocket. "I have sunscreen."

"Good," Jack murmured, "I'd hate to fuck you raw."

"Raw, Jack?" Jonas managed to ask.

"Shove into your tight hole using spit like you did last night." Jack spilled some sunscreen on his fingers, shoving two inside, working them in and out quickly. "You make me so crazy." Placing both of his hands on Jonas' ass, he spread the cheeks. "Hold on." He watched Jonas grip the ends of the small table, pushing inside, hitting the prostate dead on. "This is what I wanted...oh yeah...." Jack reached down taking Jonas' cock in hand, jerking him off in time with his thrusts. Two more quick thrusts and Jack felt his release, felt the come on his hand a moment after. Jack held Jonas tight against his chest, waiting for the tremors to subside. "Shh, it's okay. I have you."

"Love you Jack."

"Yeah, I know. Me too," Jack whispered as his cock slipped from the warmth. "I needed that."

"So did I," Jonas smiled.

Jack pulled back, turning Jonas and pulling into a kiss, while at the same time pulling up both their pants. "Now you can get back to your...scientist stuff."

"Jack, you just pulled up our pants without cleaning us up."

"I know," Jack smirked. "Now you have me with you for the rest of the day. Time for lunch." He quickly located the rest of his team, Jonas almost limping behind him.

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The food was surprisingly good, Jack remarking how *none* of it "tasted like chicken". Halfway through the meal, Daniel wanted to see the food processing area, and Jack followed him.

But, being that Daniel was Daniel, he touched a machine and it decided to (sort of) explode, splattering them with something thick and gooey.

They came out, Teal'c staring, Sam and Jonas flat out laughing.

"Oh my," Marcella said apologetically. "I've been meaning to have that fixed."

"What is it?" Jack asked, smelling his uniform. "Doesn't smell so bad."

"That is dessert," she shrugged. "I would offer you a bath, but the inner-city water systems have been shut down for the day while we do repairs."

"It figures," Jack glared at Daniel. "I guess it could be worse."

Marcella smiled. "We can have your clothing steam-cleaned, but not your...bodies. If you wish, we will give you a change of clothing and you can bathe in one of our streams."

"Is the water clean?" Jack asked.

"Yes," she smiled, "pure and natural."

"Fine," Jack snarled, glaring at Daniel again.

Marcella took care of everything, and Jack and Daniel went to get cleaned up. Being that this was an Asgard protected planet, they felt comfortable leaving the rest of SG1.

~*~*~

The stream was indeed beautiful, the water clear and crisp. There were trees everywhere and for once Jack made no smarmy remarks about them. The two men quickly divested themselves of the clothing they were given.

Jack moved into the water, which felt like ice, but said nothing to Daniel. He wanted to see Daniel's face when Daniel entered. He was not disappointed.

Daniel put one foot in the water and jumped back. "I'm not going in there. I'd rather smell." Two hands however, grabbed him and pulled him in, holding him there long enough to get the glop rinsed off.

"JACK! ARE YOU CRAZY!" Daniel ran out of the water and wrapped himself in a towel. "That water is*cold*!"

A quick dunk and Jack was out. "I thought you liked cold water Daniel?" He picked up his towel and spread it on the ground. "Didn't you once say it was good for the soul?" He laid on the towel, reaching out and pulling Daniel on top of him.

"Only when I'm away from you big guy," Daniel murmured.

He was pulled into a deep kiss, Jack's hands rubbing his body, warming him. "Make love to me Daniel."

"If I must...." Daniel giggled. He slowly moved down his lover's body, his mouth leaving a trail of kisses. Down Jack's neck, stopping at the nipples which he sucked and nipped into hardened peaks, moving further down, until he reached that part of Jack' body that wanted his attentions. Sucking Jack's cock deep, he bobbed his head up and down, hearing Jack' moans, and as he touched Jack's balls, felt them tighten almost immediately. Lifting his head, he stroked Jack hard, and it was seconds before Jack came over Daniel's hands.

Daniel's hands slid along his own cock, slicking himself with Jack's come, a big smile as he pushed Jack's knees to his chest and spread his legs. "I won't make you wait lover. I want you too." A finger pushed into Jack and Jack clenched it with his ass. A second finger, and Jack pushed against them. By the time a third finger joined them, Jack was writhing against Daniel, moaning and groaning for more. "I'm getting there Jack." His fingers pushed deeper, until he heard the scream of "YESSS!" and he knew he'd hit Jack's prostate. He hit it a few more times, until he knew Jack couldn't take anymore. "Are you ready for me?"

"What do you think?!" Jack's voice was ragged and panting and Daniel pulled his legs over his shoulders, slowly easing his way in, hands caressing Jack's thighs, biting and nibbling while he caressed, causing his lover to shiver from the ecstasy. Fully sheathed, Daniel pulled out and thrust back in hard, his eyes meeting Jack's, both men growling at each other, like animals in heat. A hard rhythm soon followed, the two men writhing together, Daniel setting the pace, Jack following. Daniel grinned, thrusting deeper, twisting as he pushed, knowing he'd hit Jack's spot again when Jack shouted "OH GOD SWEET DANIEL!" hitting the spot again and again, taking Jack's cock in his hand and stroking in time with his thrusts. He came with a shout, gradually slowing down, gentling himself from Jack, whispering, "Jack...I love you."

"I know," came the soft reply. "But I'm not done yet." Jack was getting hard again. "My turn now."

"How do you do that Jack? I'm ten years younger and can't get it up again so quick."

"Must be those 'advanced genes' the Asgard told us about," Jack leered. "Young Jack can get it up six times in one night."

"How do you know that?"

"He told me," Jack snickered. "We compared notes."

Before Daniel could make a remark about that, he found himself on his stomach, then lifted onto his hands and knees. "You want it rough Daniel? Oh yeah...." He filled Daniel in one fluid move, and Daniel, by instinct, tried to pull away, but Jack held him steady, stilling within his lover. He leaned over, whispering in Daniel's ear, "Do you want gentle Daniel?" Daniel shook his head. "I didn't think so." He thrust hard, moving in and out, stroking Daniel's cock hard as he took possession of him. "You love *this*." Faster thrusts now, his hands moving Daniel back and forth along his cock, as Daniel relaxed and allowed Jack to take control. Jack moved deeper, slamming into his lover.

"JACK!" The scream came from Daniel as he came, wave after wave of come over Jack's hand.

"MINE!" A shout from Jack as he came, continuing to move in and out until he was flaccid. Finally satiated, he moved from Daniel, and pulled Daniel into his arms. Daniel nuzzled into his chest, and Jack's arms moved around him.

"I love you Daniel."

"Mmmm," came Daniel's drowsy voice.

"Hey, no falling asleep. We have to get back. I have to report in, we have a tour to finish, and Marcella promised us nice comfy beds for the night."

Daniel reluctantly got up, the two wiping themselves clean, got dressed, and headed back.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The team were shown to some bedrooms, with Jack ensuring his was between Daniel's and Jonas'.

One hour later saw the team, with the exception of Jack, running into each other in the corridor.

"Daniel," Sam smiled, as she watched him about to knock on Jack's door. "Insomnia again?"

"Uh, yeah. I thought I'd talk to Jack for a while. Talking to him always puts me to sleep. But you know what, I'm kinda tired now. I'll go back to my room."

Teal'c came out of his room, immediately going to Sam's. "Samantha," he whispered, "it is I, your studbunny, your honeymuffin."

Sam got red. "Over here Teal'c."

Teal'c turned, facing Sam and Daniel. "Ah, DanielJackson, MajorCarter and I were working out a new code should we run into hostiles in the dark of night."

"Teal'c," Daniel said smugly, "I think the words you were looking for were studmuffin and honeybunny."

"Thank you Doctor Linguist," Sam sneered. She took Teal'c by the arm, leading him to her door, when Jonas crept out of his room, tiptoeing to Jack's. He raised his hand to knock, but Daniel stopped him.

Jonas smiled at the others. "Hi guys. I was going to talk to Jack about...the use of a...a P-90."

"Now?" Sam asked.

Jonas turned to her, smiling. "Uh, well, I was curious how they worked at night."

"The same as they do during the day," Sam answered.

"Oh, okay." He went back to his room, but couldn't resist turning back. "Teal'c, I never pictured you as a...a studbunny." He began to laugh and ran into his room.

"This is your fault Samantha." Teal'c actually pouted and went back to his room, slamming the door.

Sam glared at Daniel. "This is your fault Daniel!" She too slammed her door as she entered her room.

Daniel just stood there. "Of course it's my fault. It's *always* my fault." He sighed and went back to his room, climbing back into bed, and going to sleep.

Jack lay in his bed, chuckling to himself. 'Studmuffin and honeybunny, huh? I think the Major is going to be baking me cookies for the next six months. Jonas wants a lesson in weaponry? The moment we get back he gets a lesson in the use of a bayonet and musketballs. And Daniel? Yes, sweet Daniel, it is *always* your fault.'

He debated whether or not to go see Jonas or Daniel, but opted not to. The way things were going lately, this might be the last full night of sleep he got in a long time.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The next morning they woke early, and were given what Jonas described as "the most awesome breakfast I have ever seen." The team was then introduced to Marcella's father, King Kraner, and her younger sister Pilar.

Jonas and Sam headed back to the labs, Teal'c and Jack took a tour of their military facilities, and Daniel discussed trade agreements with the King. The five met back at the main hall two hours later, at the same time Daniel was finishing up negotiations.

Pilar was all over Daniel, getting into his personal space, eyeing him like a piece of meat.

Jack was fuming on the inside; he'd experienced jealousy enough over Daniel, beginning that first time Daniel and Sha'uri shared a kiss. The attention Daniel was getting from the young woman was a bit...overwhelming.

"Calm down O'Neill," Teal'c said softly. "You will give yourself a cardiac arrest."

"You think I'll ruin our trade agreement if I belt her one?"

"O'Neill, hitting a defenseless woman is wrong."

"Yeah, well for her I'd make an exception."

"Daniel," Pilar asked coyly, "would you care for *me* to give you a personal tour of our city."

That did it for Jack. "He's taken!"

"He will make a good husband for my daughter." Kraner was grinning from ear to ear.

"Husband?!" Daniel sputtered.

Jack pulled Daniel away, shoving Daniel behind him. "He's *not* going to be her husband. Been there, done that, spent too many years regretting it."

"Then I shall take that one for her," the king nodded to Jonas.

"He's taken too!" Jack snapped, pulling Jonas into his arms. "They're both taken."

"By whom?"

"By me." Jack narrowed his eyes. "They are both mine. Got it?"

"I do not understand," Kraner said, a bit confused.

Marcella began to giggle, the giggle turning into full-blown laughter. "They like each other father."

Understanding dawned on Kraner's face. "Ah, I see. You are biffers."

"Biffers?" Daniel asked.

Marcella was still giggling. "Men and women who love the same."

"Yeah," Jack nodded, "we're biffers. We like to biff." Jack blinked, wondering what in the hell he had just said.

"Do you biff?" Sam asked Marcella innocently, quickly turning red as she realized what came out of her mouth.

"I love to biff," Marcella answered, hearing her father cough. "Father, you have to stop this matchmaking. When Pilar is ready, she will marry and have children. Although the way she goes at it, she may manage that without marriage." Marcella turned to SG1. "If it breathes and has a penis, my sister molests it." She smiled at Sam. "Would you like a closer look at our Naquadah system?"

"A personal tour?" Sam asked, turning to her CO for permission.

"Go on," Jack said. "You'll be hell to live with if I say no." Sam turned to leave. "But *no* biffing."

Sam turned back. "Yes sir!" She gave him a crisp salute, fighting to keep the smile off her face. "No biffing sir!"

"T," Jack sighed, "make sure Carter doesn't...biff."

"If I discover what biffing is, I shall endeavor to protect her from it O'Neill." The corner of his mouth twitched, he inclined his head, and followed Sam and Marcella.

"NO BIFFING FOR YOU EITHER!"

Kraner smiled at the three remaining men. "Gentleman, since you have no interest in my daughter, feel free to explore. Now if you will excuse me, I have other things to attend to. Marcella has been in charge for three weeks. I just know I have...things to straighten out."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"So Jack," Daniel smirked, "you've been...biffing...Jonas, while you've been...biffing...me?"

Jonas looked a bit confused. "I got lost. What's biffing?"

Jack ignored him, realization dawning. "You knew! You both knew and you...."

"Of course we knew Jack," Daniel grinned at him. "You can't fool two geniuses."

"What's *biffing*?" Jonas asked again.

"*Two* geniuses Daniel?" Jack asked.

Daniel turned to Jonas. "Biffing refers to same-sex relationships."

"Oh. Then why not refer to it as that?"

"You know," Jack started, "sometimes I worry about him."

"You really worry about me Jack?" Jonas asked.

"I *really* worry about him."

"You know Jack," Daniel started, "we could go back to bed. You already reported to the General today. We're free until dinner."

"Race you!" Jonas grinned, running toward their rooms.

"Hey! Wait up!" Daniel chased after him.

"Oh God," Jack groaned. "I should have stuck to the 'no sex on missions' rule." He took his time walking to their rooms. He just knew he was going to need all his strength.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jack walked into the room and was immediately grabbed by each arm.

"He's mine," Daniel said, pulling Jack toward the bed.

"Mine," Jonas said, pulling Jack toward the table.

"Mine!" Daniel snapped, hands carding in Jack's hair, pulling him into a deep kiss.

"I don't think so!" Jonas growled, spinning Jack around so they were face to face. "Mine." He then kissed Jack, backing up, Jack moving with him until Jonas was pressed against the wall. "Mine."

Jack felt the body pressed up behind him, the soft voice like melted butter at his ear. "Who do you belong to Jack?"

"Mmm, Danny," Jack murmured, pushing back against Daniel's body.

"Daniel?" Jonas asked, nibbling on Jack's neck.

"Jonas...."

"Make up your mind Jack," Daniel whispered, untucking Jack's shirt, fingertips sliding up his chest.

Jonas pushed Jack backwards, Daniel backing up also, all three moving to the bed. Just as they were about to hit it, Daniel shifted away, Jonas falling onto the bed with Jack.

Jack turned onto his back. "Now that you have me, what are you going to do with me?"

"I can think of a few things," Jonas grinned.

"I know what I want," Daniel said, chewing on his lower lip. "I want to watch you Jack, watch you and Jonas," He leered at them. "I want to hear you talk dirty, get Jonas hot."

"You're a pervert Danny," Jack said.

"YeahSureYouBetcha. Didn't you know it's always the quiet ones?"

Jack smiled at Jonas. "That okay with you Jonas?"

"Oh yeah."

"Uh guys," Daniel smirked, "you sorta need to get naked first."

Jack and Jonas looked at each other, stripping so fast that Daniel nearly got whiplash watching them.

Jack shoved Jonas down on the bed, crawling over him. "Let me start with what Daniel likes to do to me...." Jack licked his lips. "He likes to get me naked, lick me from head to toe and back up again." Jack began to nuzzle at Jonas' neck, kissing him gently. "He takes his tongue, and slowly swirls it around each nipple, then nips at them. He licks behind my ear, because he knows it makes me moan, while his hands stroke my back." Jack began to nibble on Jonas' lobe, feeling Jonas shiver. "He makes me get on my hands and knees, stroking my ass." Jack shifted, maneuvering Jonas to this position, smiling to himself at the lack of resistance on Jonas' part. "He bites me, gentle bites." Jack grabbed Jonas' ass and bit him, and Jonas arched his body up. "I beg him to take me hard, but he just laughs, and slowly eases his tongue into my tight hole. I try to push back at him, but he holds me tighter, and uses that talented tongue of his to fuck me."

Jonas couldn't stop the soft moan which came from his throat when he felt the tongue entering him.

"He tongue-fucks me harder," Jack slipped his tongue deep within Jonas' hole, "and then, just when I think I'm going to come, he pulls away and pushes me onto my back." As if to emphasize, Jack shoved Jonas onto *his* back. "He uses his knees to push my legs apart, and leans over me." Jack stroked himself slow, watching Jonas watch him. He glanced at Daniel, and Daniel knew what he wanted, tossing him the only thing available, a tube of sunscreen. Jack quickly spilled some on his cock. "Just when I think I can't take it any more, he shoves his dick inside me." Jack grabbed Jonas' hips and thrust in. "He fucks me slow," Jack slid out and pushed back in, "then speeds up, a little bit at a time." Which is exactly what Jack was doing to Jonas. "I scream," Jack shoved in hard, "but he doesn't care. He's so goddam gentle and I can't stand it." Jack's movements were faster now and he let himself fall into his lust. "I want to be fucked hard...taken...but he doesn't do that." Jack was now completely lost. He closed his eyes, and let his body take over. "It's always so good though, his dick inside me, in and out, faster and harder, it's like no other feeling imaginable."

Daniel moved the chair, giving him a clear view of the bed. He pulled off his shirt and undid his pants, sitting down to watch the two men upon it. It was the most erotic sight he had ever seen...watching Jack make love. He felt his breath quicken, as he watched Jack's slick cock slide in and out of Jonas' ass. One hand moved to his mouth, sucking on his fingers, which then slid down his body to a nipple, teasing it, until it was hard. The other nipple then received the same, and Daniel pinched it, gasping from the sudden rush of pain. He was growing harder and his other hand drifted downward. His eyes closed, and his senses focused on the sounds from the bed...Jack's words, Jonas' moans.

Daniel took his cock gently in hand, stroking slowly at first, then his eyes opened and he watched Jack, watched Jack fuck Jonas, until he was moving in rhythm with them. One hand moved from his nipples to his balls, which he lightly caressed, feeling them tighten as both Jack and his own hand picked up their pace. He stroked himself faster, his thumb running across the slit, bringing it to his mouth, tasting himself. Sucking on two fingers, his tongue wetting them, he shifted his body so that he could push them deep inside himself, while his other hand continued its movements. He pushed his fingers deeper as he watched Jack's cheeks pucker, as Jack thrust into Jonas and he hit his own sweet spot at the same moment as Jack hit Jonas'. He stroked harder still, coming over his hand as he heard Jonas shout. Catching his breath, he sat back, continuing to fondle himself, watching the movements on the bed.

Jack felt his balls tightening, knew he was at the edge and he was going to take Jonas with him. "Sometimes, I'd like to take him, and possess him, and fuck him, again and again, make him beg for me." Jack threw his head back and screamed, orgasm overtaking him, continuing to thrust until he was empty, and Jonas collapsed. He pulled out of Jonas with no warning and Jonas hissed at him. Jack lay flat on his back, catching his breath. "So Jonas," he smirked, "was it good for you?" He got no response, and poked at the younger man...still nothing. "Oh shit Daniel, I think I killed him."

Daniel forced himself to get up, taking a closer look. "Uh-uh Jack. He just passed out."

"Yeah? I must be better then I thought." He pushed against Jonas' shoulder. "Wake up."

"Don't wanna," Jonas pouted.

"Okay," Daniel grinned. "I'm just gonna have fun with Jack all by myself."

*That* got Jonas' eyes open. "Share." Jonas ran his finger up and down Jack's dick.

"Maybe," Daniel teased, his hand joining Jonas.

"I'm gonna die if you two don't let me get some rest," Jack said, pushing Jonas' hand away. Daniel's hand quickly replaced it, but Jack did the same. "Stop it. C'mon. I *really* need some rest. Janet's ready to put me on medical leave."

The two younger men froze.

"We didn't mean it Jack," Daniel pouted. "Honest."

"We just figured if we kept it up, sort of speak," Jonas grinned, "that you'd tell us about...each other."

"Well, now I did, now you both know for sure, and I need some sleep." Jack crawled up the bed, head flopping down on the pillow. "Please?"

"Okay Jack," Jonas whispered, crawling in beside him. "Hold me?"

"That I can do." Jack wrapped his arm around Jonas.

"Me too?" Daniel pouted.

Jack opened his other arm, and Daniel snuggled close, both men laying their heads on his chest. "But I swear, if you two don't let me rest...." He heard snoring from both sides. "Ah finally, relaxation." Jack closed his eyes, and finally got the peaceful, restful sleep he'd been needing

FIN

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